Doggy style ruined my life.

Jessica, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend in doggy position. And guess what? I didn’t enjoy it. Doggy has ruined my life. So it’s a hot Wednesday afternoon and my boyfriend decides to bang me. I wasn’t in the mood because it was hot. But then guys and their tricks. I was lost … Continue reading Doggy style ruined my life.

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STDs- Cheap sex is very expensive.

This is a very controversial topic and yes I'm still going to talk about it. An STD is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. You have to have sex to get it. You need to be sexually active to own an STD. This is my post, so I'm defining STD my own way. An STD is the … Continue reading STDs- Cheap sex is very expensive.

Okafor’s Law- where the ex should be.

Okafor’s law states that if you’ve been there, you can be there again. It’s the law of return. Let me just break it down, it means if you’ve been in a relationship with someone, you can always have sex with then anytime. Until recently I believed in this law, so I need to give you … Continue reading Okafor’s Law- where the ex should be.

Be careful what you wish for…

We’ve always wished for something so bad and we feel like that’s all we need *laughs in Spanish* sometimes when it finally comes our way we are like “hmm not really.” There was a time this guy told me I was all he ever wanted from a girl and trust me I was so full … Continue reading Be careful what you wish for…