Doggy style ruined my life.

Jessica, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend in doggy position. And guess what? I didn’t enjoy it. Doggy has ruined my life.

So it’s a hot Wednesday afternoon and my boyfriend decides to bang me. I wasn’t in the mood because it was hot. But then guys and their tricks. I was lost in paradise.

It all started from backshots and then we graduated to doggy. Jess I was into it. I was literally screaming the house down. I wanted to be a naughty pornstar for my boyfriend so I asked him to pull my hair.

Guess what, he pulled it a little too hard. And then when he let go, I hit my head on the edge of the bed. I was so angry/ still angry. I’m never letting a guy deceive me into doggy.

Jessica’s Reply

Looool. I read this in the bus and I actually regret doing it because I look like a fool laughing alone. I’m going to title this DOGGY RUINED MY LIFE/HEAD😭.

Moral of the story. It is too hot to have sex😭😭.

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