The bigger the Penis, The better the SEX?

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Before I begin, I would be referring to the male genitals as Mr Johnny in my blogpost. Apologies to anyone bearing that name. lol.

So now you know what this is all about. Is it the bigger the better? This is me being real in this post, we are all adults. Mr Johnnies come in different sizes, shapes and appearance. I’m talking about the circumcised and uncircumcised, the curved and the normal ones, or those ones that are just unpredictable.

We all have preferences you know, and personally the kind of Johnnies I have issues with are the curved, uncircumcised little ones. I call them problem dick. Lol. From the numerous chat I have with my female friends; slightly curved dicks are every girls favourite.

To my gentlemen, it’s not that deep, dick size doesn’t matter, at least to me and most of the girls I talk to. These ladies just talk, they would work with what you give them last last. I mean girls don’t just sit down and shame a mans dick, all these things end on social media. When we are behind closed doors we would worship your dick no matter the condition. LOL.

You can be slightly smaller than the average Mr Johnny (which is about 6 inches) and trust me it is still fine. Its really not about how big you are but how skilled you are. I personally think men with bigger Johnnies are the laziest in bed, they are the ones that swing their dick in your face and ask, “what can you do with this?”

All dicks matter sis, stop body shaming tiny dicks. Lol. When you understand that they are different types of Mr Johnny, then you would know that just like all fingers aren’t equal, all dicks aren’t equal. Find a position that stimulates you and you are good to go. Something I really want to touch on is that you shouldn’t go by porn standards. Go with what he has.

Just like I have a personal issue with small Mr Johnny, I also have a problem with big Mr Johnny. I understand that they are born endowed and all of that, but I don’t want to feel you rearrange my intestines while we are at it. I mean I don’t want to scream the house down and have the neighbours call 911 because of sex!! My current partner is a Johnbull because that dick is too big to be called a Mr Johnny, and I know what I am saying when I tell you that I am suffering. Lol.

I’m going to end this here because looking at this post I think I have used Mr Johnny, sex and those bad words more than I should in my lifetime. Lol. Ladies comment below you preferred choice of Mr Johnny. Do you think the bigger the dick, the better the sex?

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8 thoughts on “The bigger the Penis, The better the SEX?

  1. OMG. Jessica you killed me with laughter in this post😂😂. I prefer a large Mr Johnny tbh. Don’t you think 6 inches is too small🤷🏽‍♀️?

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  2. You are a very evil child. Your parents must cry themselves to sleep everyday for having a daughter like you. If you are spoilt keep it to yourself and stop initiating young girls into this your witchcraft. You are a witch for this platform you have created, I wish God arrests you like he did to Saul. You are very wicked for this post, what are you teaching our young girls? They should get a bigger dick? God punish you.

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    1. Hanhan Oga Jude, you could have just ignored this post o and carry your wahala and be going but no, you have to come here and spill your vile. If her content does not appeal to you, please keep it moving or take several seats and keep quiet.

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    2. Hanhan Ogan Jude, you could have just kept it moving, but no , you had to spill your vile here. If her content does not appeal to you, please keep it moving or take several sits and shut the hell up.

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