The Do’s and Don’ts of a one night stand.

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You know what a one-night stand is, so I’m going straight to the point.

DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE- even if you just wanted a one-night stand, treat them with respect. I know how annoying it is when you wake up the morning after sex and they still linger around, and you want to scream and tell them to get the fuck out. Even if you are never going to see them again, consider that sexual encounter as a gift and not a right and don’t be a dickhead. lol

USE PROTECTION- please use protection if you are having a one-night stand, it is very important. If you don’t have any form of protection, you can do anything but intercourse. Nobody walks around with a sign of STD, be careful!!! Dealing with an unwanted pregnancy or an STI later is the last thing you want for yourself or someone that you just fancied because you were drunk.

DO NOT PERSUADE- This should have been the first point. Please do not force yourself on a girl that doesn’t want to have sex. When she says no it means no, don’t ask for the 100th time. Consent is so important, don’t take advantage of the fact that she’s drunk. Fucking without consent equals a free ride in a police car!!

DON’T DO IT BECAUSE YOU ARE HEARTBROKEN- If you think a one night of no string attached sex is going to make you get over that heartbreak, I’m going to be brutally honest, it won’t!

BE HONEST- the truth may hurt, but its going to save you from a lot. Whether you believe me or not, not all men are just looking for sex. Don’t assume that he just wants sex and that’s it. Sometimes these men want something more and you don’t want a guy hassling you because you gave him the best pussy of his life and now he can’t stay off. lol

PLEASE BE SAFE- Leaving with someone you just met is a risky business, make sure someone knows about your whereabouts. Your phone should be your best friend when you are with a stranger. They are so many weird people out there.

DON’T OVERSTAY YOUR WELCOME- Even if you just had the best sex of your life and would love to go for a few more rounds, it is better you leave. It would save you from being humiliated. You don’t want him texting his friends and asking for the best way to kick you out.

DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING- Before leaving make sure you have all your belongings. It is embarrassing to come back later to pick your stuff, he might even think you left it on purpose because you want something more. Likewise, make sure they take all their belongings when leaving. Make sure he doesn’t even hide his stuff (I know how corny these men can be when the pussy is good lol)

Hope you enjoyed this post and don’t forget to send me an email if you need someone to talk to.

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